Headphones, a bike reflector, a phone, and cash: The bizarre items doctors found in VAGINAS in 2017 (and the things MEN needed removing)
As 2017 comes to a close, it is time to reflect on the high points and not-so-proud moments of the year.
Some escaped the year without injury, and others weren’t so lucky.
But few were as unfortunate as these men and women, who were hospitalized after losing a variety of strange objects in their vaginas and penises.
The items found in females, logged by the US Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits, included a bike reflector, a phone, and cash.
In penises, doctors found a domino piece, a piece of shampoo bottle, and a ‘small screw’.
While the average length of a vagina is 9.6 centimeters, the candlestick, bike reflector and headphones exceeded capacity and got stuck requiring doctors’ help to remove them.
This was the year of odd vaginal trends which came with the promise of tightening, cleaning and rejuvenating the genitals.
Trends included inserting a ground up wasp nest in the vagina and cleaning it with a cucumber, which experts warned could do more harm than good.
No wasps or cucumbers were found this year, however it appears women were forging their own trends with clay, lollipops and deodorant caps.
Objects such as tampons, condoms and diaphragms are designed to placed inside a vagina.
However others placed inside are referred to as ‘foreign bodies’ which can be painful and cause foul smell and bleeding if left in for too long.
Doctors warn that if a foreign object is stuck in the vagina and you cannot remove it yourself, to go to a gynecologist or an emergency room where surgery may be required.
Top 16 things found in vaginas in 2017
1. Scented soap
2. Deodorant cap
3. Bottle cap
4. Penis ring with spikes on
5. Silicon balls
The patient stated these were ‘You know, for when your husband leaves town.’
6. A ball
7. Bike reflector
8. A sponge
Patient was ‘on period, inserted non-birth control sponge in vagina so she could swim.’
9. Headphones
10. Hot towel
11. A phone and money
‘Was having sex with boyfriend when he put phone and money in vagina.’
12. Clay
13. A candlestick
14. A lollipop
15. 15 stone balls – only found 14
‘Using massaging urethral vaginal stone balls, the string holding 15 balls together dissolved, can only find 14 balls.’
16. Toy wand
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Women were not the only ones who experienced genital mishaps in 2017.
American men experimented with screws, spoons and cables, placing them up the shaft.
One patient ‘put a paperclip through the urethra and punctured through shaft of penis,’ according to the report.
An MRI or CT scan can spot the foreign bodies that have gone too far into the shaft and gotten lost.
In the case of a 50-year-old man who had chopsticks stuck in his shaft, a urologist can surgically removed the foreign objects while the patient was under general anesthesia before it perforated the shaft or any organs.
Though embarrassing, visiting the emergency room may have been these men’s best bet at saving their penises from excruciating pain.
Strange items found in men’s penises in 2017
1. A little screw
2. A sharp toy
3. four inch long metal sex toy
4. Plastic spoon
5. Piece of domino
6. Piece of plastic shampoo bottle
7. Paperclip
‘Patient put paperclip through urethra and punctured through shaft of penis’
8. Coaxial cable
The six weirdest sex injuries ER doctors have EVER seen
Sex is great – except when it’s excruciating and humiliating and lands you in hospital.
And ER doctors and nurses are the ones who see it all – and have to help the patient without giggling.
Men’s Health asked medics what the most horrendous intimacy-related injuries they had come across were.
From the distressing, to the downright dumbfounding, here are their answers…
1. Genital burns from spicy food
‘One time I treated a woman whose partner had performed cunnilingus on her immediately after eating some spicy food,’ explained Gabe Wilson, an emergency physician in Southeast Texas.
‘The hot sauce her partner consumed prior to the sex act left mild burns on her genital region.’
2. ‘Rectal foreign bodies’
‘While I was a general surgery resident, I encountered some ‘unique’ objects lodged in the rectum – in medical speak, “rectal foreign bodies,” explained Joshua Zuckerman, a plastic surgeon in New York.
‘In one case, we had to surgically remove a pink softball from someone’s rectum, and in another case, a significantly-sized potato.’
3. Angry, swollen vagina from popping candy
David Meyers, an emergency physician based in Newport Beach, California, featured on the show Sex Sent Me to the ER.
He explained how a woman rushed into the hospital he was working in and said she had extreme discomfort in her groin area. She was shifting side to side like she needed the toilet urgently.
Dr Meyers explains that he carried out some tests but was left baffled. Then the patient and her husband explained what really happened.
A woman was rushed to the hospital by her husband having suffered an adverse reaction to popping candy on her vagina
The amorous couple were spending their first evening alone without their newborn – and to celebrate the occasion they experimented in the bedroom with popping candy, also known as pop rocks.
But when the husband performed oral sex on his wife, the sweets immediately exploded, causing a painful irritation, swelling, and burning sensation.
‘So we irrigated the area, prescribed an antihistamine, and the woman made a full recovery,’ said Dr Meyers.
4. Penis fractured running into a pole – but was that true?
Robert Hartman, a urology specialist in Lake Forest, Illinois, explained that a street sweeper attended ER in agony with a fractured penis.
‘When I met him in the emergency room, he was with his wife, and said he ran into a utility pole,’ he said. ‘That’s the story he told her.’
But Dr Hartman said he knew he was lying – ‘because you can only fracture your penis a few different ways’.
And so the medic asked the man’s wife to leave the room and the patient admitted he’d injured himself in the throws of passion with a prostitute.
The doctor said his wife never found out the truth and the man eventually made a full recovery.
5. Oral sex with braces
Dr Hartman had another tale to tell. He revealed a college freshman came into the emergency room with severely swollen penis.
‘It was a very, very swollen, angry-looking penis,’ he said. ‘He had a couple little abrasions on the skin of the penile shaft.’
A freshman suffered with a severely swollen penis after receiving oral sex from a man with teeth braces
After lots of questioning, the patient confessed that he had received oral sex from another freshman who was wearing teeth braces.
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‘The braces had cut open his penis, and whatever food, germs and bacteria were trapped in the braces were feeding into his wounds.’
Thankfully, the man recovered after a course of antibiotics.
6. Wedding ring stuck on penis
Dr Hartman treated a 60-something-year-old man who came in with a wedding stuck on his penis.
The patient had apparently been suffering with erectile dysfunction and after doing some research online decided the object could help with his problem.
‘None of the blood was able to go back into his body,’ explained the doctor. ‘It all got trapped, and his penis was swollen and borderline necrotic.’#
After the local fire brigade were unable to help, Dr Hartman got hold of a saw blade.
‘As we were trying to remove the ring with the tool, it would glow bright orange, like molten,’ he said. ‘It looked just like the Lord of the Rings ring… but on a penis.’
Dr Hartman reported that the man recovered well – and learned that he’d have better success with Viagra pills.
FITNESS FAN GETS HIS PENIS STUCK IN A HOLE IN A WEIGHT
A fitness fanatic was rushed to hospital after getting his penis stuck in a hole in a weight.
The unnamed patient was rushed to hospital, where doctors called in firefighters to free his purple and swollen genitals.
They spent three hours using specialist equipment to free him from the 2.5kg (5Ib 8oz) weight.
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They used a grinder and vibrating saw to remove the device.
It is not known how exactly the man managed to get his penis stuck in the plate.
The weight lifter was rushed to hospital in Germany with his penis trapped in a weight
The pictures of the unfortunate mishap emerged after they were leaked online.
The weightlifter went to a hospital in Worms, Rhineland-Palatinate in Germany, with the delicate problem.
The image of the man’s genitals was supposed to be for official use only but it has ended up all over social media.
The hospital that treated the man has launched an investigation to find out how they were leaked.
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